The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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