She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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