Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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