yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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