I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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