Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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