also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize