so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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