69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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