what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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