Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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