This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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