I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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