Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Dicks are not precious.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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