Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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