Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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