I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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