Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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