Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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