Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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