this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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