Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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