I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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