no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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