I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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