I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
