Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The power of my boobs compel you
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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