this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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