Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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