Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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