You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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