i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Alive.
So much puke
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Never underestimate the power of titties
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
