420 ftw
What a fucking waste of an outfit
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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