dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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