so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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