how can u be prego again
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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