What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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