The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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