walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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