Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
...so i touched it.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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