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(248): View more from Michigan

why didn't you poke me back

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(661): View more from California

I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it

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(410): View more from Maryland

You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..

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(678): View more from Georgia

we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.

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I miss high conversations.

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Swinging. Is. Amazing.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.

(703): View more from Virginia

So how was your night?

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(425): View more from Washington

My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...

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(757): View more from Virginia

Did you have a good sleep?

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if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep

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