Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
