So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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