i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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