Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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