Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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