He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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