How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Everything about him screamed your future.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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