You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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