I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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