Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
