she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
well most of my day revolves around power hour
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Shame - the story of my life.
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