just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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