He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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